Oh bloody Hell...

From Protein Wisdom, because I didn't think of it first, nine prospective names Britain will use for the “war on terror” now that they will no longer use “the war on terror” to describe the war on terror

1. “The War on Super Meanies”
2. “That Unpleasant Business in Araby”
3. “Osama’s Complaint”
4. “Harry”
5. “The Thing the Jews Started”
6. “The Big Ben Preservation Society”
7. “Bush’s Bollocks”
8. “Lawrence of Arabia, 2: The Empire Strikes Back”
9. “London Bridges...TO PEACE!”*